A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, “Are you my father?”The doctor said, “No, I am the doctor that delivered you.” Then the doctor handed the baby to the nurse.While the nurse was cleaning the baby the baby
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A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, “I want to see the eye-ear doctor.” “There is no such doctor” she tells him. “Perhaps you would like to see someone else?” “No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor,” he says. “But there is no such
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks.”Feeling fine,” says the old man.”What’s the food like?””Terrific, wonderful menus.””And the nursing?””Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.””What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay?””No problem at all —
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down below” to restore herself to her former youthful glory.Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five children now being the limit, she’d tidy things with a nip here and a tuck
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went into the hospital to give birth.The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?”He answered, “You’ve got to keep that old
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An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over to the examinationbed and says, “Stick it through that curtain.”Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulls out hispenis and sticks it through the crack in