An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for. The little old lady was so upset that she went up tothe man and said, “I was going to park
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Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do notintend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowingup in
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her and asked “Can you hear me sweetheart”?. No reply. Moved to 10′ and inquired again. No reply. 5′ and not a word. A few inches behind ear, he asked “Can you hear me now honey”? His
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, “Where are you going ?”He said, “I’m going to the doctor.”And she said, “Why? Are you sick?””No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.”So his wife got up
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car, an orderly turns the corner andasks Willy what he’s doing.Willy replies, “I’m going to Chicago for the weekend.”The orderly chuckles and enters Bob’s room to check on him.He catchs Bob pleasuring himself, when asked what he
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hisgrandfather playing with himself.The boy says, “What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?”Grandpa replies, “No sonny, just jacking!”