One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around. He says “Hey Paco, you shit your pants?” Paco says “No, Pablo,I did not shit my pants.” He believes him and they
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I know this midget who wants to buy a horse. He has a slight speech impediment, so listen carefully, I’m sending him over.”The Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse.”A
Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, “What is three times seven?” “Twenty-two,” Kowalski replied. After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator (he knew he
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam!”What do prisoners use to call each other?Cell phonesWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?A stickWhat do you call cheese that isn’t yours?Nacho cheeseWhat do you get from
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can make that horse over there laugh you can have free drinks for the rest of the night”. So he says “ok” and walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear and he starts
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3) What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off; they share each other’s values, enjoy the same jokes, and find pleasure in each other’s company.After a few months, the widower asks for the hand of the widow in marriage.