An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.”Ma’am,” said the cop, “I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.””Oh, I’ll let my
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Little Brother: I’m going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to worry about,” the psychiatrist consoled. “Many peopleare fond of animals.As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are veryattached to.””But, doctor,” continued the troubled patient, “I feel, ummm… *physically* attracted
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face. “Doc,” he says, “I’m worried. It’s that dream. I’m having it again.””What dream?” asked the shrink, not really paying attention.”You know,” says the man, “the one where I’m into sadism and bestiality and necrophilia. Should I
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.”Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.Your cow gets a silicon implant
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound running along beside him.He dismounts and comes walking into the bar where upon he takes the rifle off his shoulder
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,”Who owns the big white horse outside?”The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, “I do. Why?”The cowboy looked at