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Confession at Catholic Church

An old man named Gus walks into a Catholic church for a confession. The priest pulls back the window, and Gus says:”Forgive me father, for I have sinned” The Catholic priest says: “Tell me your confession, my son….” Gus explains: “I am 75 years old, and I have recently started

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Email decades ago

A North Dakota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 30 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left North Dakota and flew to

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Investment banker & Greek fisherman

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Greek village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American investor complimented the Greek on the quality of his fish and asked, “How long does

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Married couple

A married couple is having hard financial times so they decide that their only option is for the wife to become a prostitute. She’s not quite sure what to do, so the husband says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a

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Vladmir Putin

Vladmir Putin visits an American Elementary to teach some American students for the day, Vladmir stops halfway through his presentation and asks the class if the have any questions and a little girl in the back raises her hand ‘Mr.Putin, Mr.Putin I have 3 questions’ ‘What are they Sophia’ replies

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An old couple won the lottery

An old man and his wife; simple, salt of the earth folk, who never lived beyond their means, won the lottery. Not wanting to lose their way with this sudden windfall, they decided to keep humble. But as time went on, the husband wanted to treat his wife to expensive

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Blonde cop

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license. The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.” The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist scuffles

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