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A North Dakota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 30 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left North Dakota and flew to

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Confucius Say

Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake

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This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat on the lake fishing.Two old timers who was always setting on the dock thought it kinda funny that the groom was

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Happy Happy

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love and she stooped down to pick

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Tiger woods in bed.

On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession.”I lied when I told you I was a virgin. I have been with one other man” she tells her new hubby.The new husband asks

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The Honeymoon Begins.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor.He says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fianc?e is still

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The Honeymoon’s Over!

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.”Well, how was the honeymoon?” asked the mother.”Oh mamma!” she exclaimed. “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!”No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. “But mamma . .

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