One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride withno experience.On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed upand started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed,they start exploring each
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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go upstairs and do it?” the husband asked.”Shh!” said the bride “All the neighbors will know what we’re about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we’ll have to ask each other in code.
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, “So, tell me, how was it?””Oh, it was beautiful,”
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you have reservations?” asked the desk clerk.”Only one, ” replied the groom, “she won’t take it up the ass.”
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really a lousy lover!”Her husband replies, “How would you know after only 30 seconds?”
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! And for our honeymoon we’re going fishing in Alaska! Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out
A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. “We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon,