Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny’s mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs
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Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in the Act.Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims, “Oh boy! Horsie ride! Daddy can
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework.”
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If I gave you $20,” the teacher began,” and you gave $5 to Mary,$5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?””An orgy,” Johnny answered.
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary said, “My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’” Sally
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.”Not yet,” replied little Johnny.His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores.Well, now he’s a little pissed, so he goes to
ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling. She explained, “I want you to stand up and give us the occupation of your father,