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Clinton Bridge

What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished first.They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence. Turns out he didn’t tell her to lie, he told her to kneel.How will Clinton build his bridge to the 21st century?

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The Hillary’s room

President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains that it’s the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President–I’ll remove the mirrors right away.

Next US President

A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become the next President of the United States.”The receptionist: “What are you, an idiot?”Redneck: “Why, is it required?”

Razorback Hogs

Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said “Nice pigs, Sir!”The President replied “These are not pigs. They are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I

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