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Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who is your favorite music composer?”The second chicken responds “bach, bach, bach!”

Tuns of Puns! Part V

What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.What’s the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf’s mother? One is Moscow, the other is cow’s ma.Where did the vegetables go to get drunk?

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Little Johnny on the Farm!

Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.”Not yet,” replied little Johnny.His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores.Well, now he’s a little pissed, so he goes to

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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…

Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish. The chicken sounds good, I’ll have that,” Hillary says. The waiter nods. And the vegetable?” he asks. Oh, He’ll have the fish,” Hillary replies.

The Drunk!

It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it to ensure all areas were evenly done. It was now getting golden brown and juices were causing some flames to lick the chicken as he turned it.Just then, a drunk

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Chicken and the road thru history.

Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please…Louis Farrakhan:The road, you will see, represents the black man.The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him down!Colonel

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