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Many years disappointed about her tits

After many long years of feeling disappointed about her tits Susan decides she needs implants. So she went to see Dr. Evans about enlarging her tiny boobs. Dr. Evans told Susan, “I’ll do it, but there may be another way with no downtime in recovery! Every day after your shower

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ATM procedures

Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be able withdraw cashwithout leaving their vehicle. (Other accounts can also utilisethis facility) Male and Female procedures have been tailored tobest reflect the behaviors of those particular groupings.PROCEDURE FOR MALE CUSTOMERS:1. Drive up to the

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Space shuttle mission to the Moon

There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in the US calls:”Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to coms for instructions.”He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to

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Life Science Final Exam

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The questiondirected: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? Hesighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping forthe best:1. No need to boil.2. Cats can’t steal

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Women’s secrets

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I don’t know about that,” huffily answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.” “You’ll let

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