An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman’s head. “Yech!” says the woman. “Get some toilet paper.” “What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now.”
Category: Elderly Jokes
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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, “You can go home now.”
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say…. BINGO!
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, “Why should I be upset? Dogs chase cars, but they can’t drive.”
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at their age, the old man said,”Well, we heard on TV that people should be tested after annual sex!”
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement so they decided to run naked past Jim & Tom’s room. Later that night they did just that.Jim looked at Tom and said, “Did you see
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions.”Yes,” says the Doctor, “I would advise you to take in a boarder.”A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is going. He says fine