An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses’ office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to playalong with him. “It did? I’m sorry to hear that,” she replied.Two days later,
Category: Elderly Jokes
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An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, “Going to a party?””Yeah,” the man answered, “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.” “But you look like
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen’s luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the county home for the aged. All my people are gone. It’s nice to know that someone thinks of me. God bless you for
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.”I’m crying ’cause I can’t do what the big boys do!” So the old man sat down and wept too.
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman’s doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again — the strain would be too much. The
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, “My eyesight isn’t what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?”.The second guy
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks.”Feeling fine,” says the old man.”What’s the food like?””Terrific, wonderful menus.””And the nursing?””Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.””What about sleeping? Do you sleep okay?””No problem at all —