Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
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An honest weatherman says, “Today’s forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I’m wrong.”
A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, “The weather didn’t agree with me.”
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer
Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.
Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You’re too late – it’s already been done.