THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED.THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH THE ASHES.THE FIRST BOYFRIEND SAID I AM GOING TO SKY DIVE AND SPREAD HIS ASHES IN THE SKY BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE LIKED.
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd… LOL…the chicken goes …LOL…Moo!LOL(why would a chicken say moo!?!) ….
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and
A football supporter’s favourite Christmas song? ‘Yule never walk alone’
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs and 3 breasts.And God asked the woman what she would like to have changed about herself. She asked for her middle breast to be removed. And it was good.She stood with her third breast in her
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.