A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in the place!”The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: “Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this yourfirst time in a gay bar?”

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week.”Can I see it?” asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock.”Oooh,” squealed his friend, “You look ten years younger!”

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But that’s nothing,” replied the shrink. “A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.””Ah, but doctor,” the patient replied. “It’s a sexual attraction that I

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami.”Would you like it sliced, sir?” the shopkeeper asked politely.”What do you think I am?” replied the fag, “…a money box!”

Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and said, “See that stud there, Bruce?” “Sure.” “Well, let me tell you, he’s a tremendous fuck!” “No shit?” Bruce asked. “Well, hardly any.”