A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee’s———- Camp Kickachickee9. Lorena Bobbit’s—— Camp Cutaweewee8. Tanya Harding’s—— Camp Wackaneenee7. Kenneth Star’s——- Camp Catchacrookee6. Louis Farakahn’s—– Camp Killawhitey5. O.J. Simpson’s——- Camp Killachickee4. Michael Jackson’s—- Camp Wannabewhitey3. President Clinton’s– Camp Getahoochie2. Ellen Degeneras’s—- Camp Lickacoochie And the
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld
A rabbit’s favourite Christmas song? ‘Lettuce with a gladsome mind’
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, “Can I take your order?”Clinton says, “Yes, I like a quickie!”She turns a little read and say, “Sir, in your present state of affairs I don’t think you should even
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: MONTREAL2. – One hand on wheel, one finger out window: TORONTO3. – One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: OTTAWA4. – Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both