Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I’m sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.One additional week is
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A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender “Give everyone a drinkexcept that gay guy over there”About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, “Give everyonea drink except that gay guy over there”The gay guy asks the
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And Satan created McDonald’s, and McDonald’s brought forth the $3.20 double-cheeseburger, and Satan said to Man, “You want fries with that?”, and
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir do you have a extra $20.00, my wife needs an operation that costs $1000.00. I have $980.00 and just need the last $20.00″Well I thought about, when I ask the man, how will I know that
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