A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender “Give everyone a drink exceptthat gay guy over there”About fifteen minutes later he gives the same order, “Give everyonea drink except that gay guy over there”The gay guy asks the
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don’t have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can’t find you when they owe YOU money-Jay Leno
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied. “The judge’ll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We’re dead!” “I don’t think so,” his attorney told
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some support or people are gonna think we’re nuts!!”
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the Preacher’s sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand.He said, “Reverend, that was the best gawd damn sermon
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, “What’s happened to your car?” “Well,” the friend responses, “I ran into a lawyer”. “OK,” says the man, “that explains the blood…