One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That’s how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They are so liberal that they have 6 commandments and 4suggestions.
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to do a song. He stoodnext to the diesel pump, lit the place up and it exploded.He started singing “I’m Still Standing”!
A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, “I should have suspected he wasn’t a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite.”
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there.
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs? A: The Dallas CowboysQ: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game? A: 22. The rest dressed themselves.Q: What’s Jerry Jones’ biggest concern? A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?Q: What
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.