TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to go swimming!
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re IN the bathroom?European! (You’re a Peein’)And if you really gotta go bad?Russian!
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I thought we’d have sex tonight.”The wife replies, “No, I’m too tired tonight.”The husband says, “Is that your final answer?”The wife says, “Yes, it is, thank you.”The husband says, “OK, then, I’d like to phone a friend.”
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she’d popped her clogs.
Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.