Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I’m on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That’s all right! There’s only one foot of snow!
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No matter what; metal, wood,plastic – anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.The
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite…..one jar!
Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear”? It’s about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?
A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!