How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!
I’ve had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That’s all right….now it’s a mint with a hole!
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies “I’m sorry, We don’t serve strings”The string, angry, runs to the bathroom and ties himself up into knots until his ends are frayed.Then he walks back out and asks the bartender for a drink.”Hey, aren’t
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term, “Homo Milk” You understand, “Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine.” You know what it means to be on ‘pogey’. You know that “a mickey” and “2-4’s” mean “Party at the
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami.”Would you like it sliced, sir?” the shopkeeper asked politely.”What do you think I am?” replied the fag, “…a money box!”
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence. So when the Mexican had his turn he answered the last question: “When the phone goes ‘GREEN GREEN
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.