What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.2 – Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the “woo” sound.3 – Look at your
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they’re in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses Al first. “Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies, “Well, I believe that the internal combustion Engine is the root of
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because they forget to take the Klennex out of the box.
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)Banging your head
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost quite a bit.”BOOT – What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skill. BUG – What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for