Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I’m turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.3. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was damned near impossible.4. A man complaining to a friend: “I
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, “Elton, what’s that?””That’s a ferry-boat, George my love,” answered Elton.”Oooh!” Squealed George, “I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn’t know we had our own
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple’s new Macs that make you say ‘Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe