Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse. 8) Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family.
If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer’s.
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.The father replies, “Well, you see that 3 pack? That’s for when you’re in high school. You have 2 for
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But that’s nothing,” replied the shrink. “A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.””Ah, but doctor,” the patient replied. “It’s a sexual attraction that I
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.Hit “any key” to continue life when ready.To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?