A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in the place!”The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: “Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this yourfirst time in a gay bar?”
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown.
If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then… Hey, come to think of it, that’s not a bad idea.
Last year’s Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That’s probably why the ocean’s full of currants!
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI- System Can’t See It BASIC- Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM- I Blame Microsoft CD-ROM- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2- Obsolete Soon, Too. WWW- World Wide Wait MACINTOSH- Most
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t know what the problem is, but I’ve been farting all the time. It’s not really a problem socially because they don’t make any noise and don’t smell. I just can’t stop farting all the time. In
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week.”Can I see it?” asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock.”Oooh,” squealed his friend, “You look ten years younger!”