Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.Q.- DESIRED SALARY:A.- $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible,
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where can you get more?3. Do you have anything you can sell? ——————————————————————————–Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?A: Only three. The balance are documented case histories. ——————————————————————————–There’s an interesting new novel about two
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How do you kill a pink elephant? Twist his nose until he turns blue and then use the blue elephant gun.
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s truck, “Let us remove your shorts.”Outside a radiator repair shop, “Best place in town to take a leak.”In a non-smoking area, “If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?