A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women’s husband’s funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any life insurance, and the widow answered her. “Well, he had $10,000 in life insurance, but it is all gone.” “All gone?”, the
Men are like high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don’t knock out any windows. It’ll cost us a fortune to fix.”The wife teed up
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|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, “Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?” The student replied, “Here’s an orange.” The professor was livid. “No! No! Think like a lawyer!” The student then recited, “Okay,
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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.