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|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.
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Men are like curling irons. They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.
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36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2. “Duct tape won’t fix that.”3. “Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.”4. “We don’t keep firearms in this house.”5. “You can’t feed that to the dog.”6. “I thought Graceland was tacky.”7. “No kids in
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor, “You are to confer with the defendant in the hallway, and give him the best legal advice you can.”After a time, Taylor re-entered the courtroom alone.When the