How many men does it take to open a beer? – None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack.8. Let me see your bag….OH!-You’re having a great night!7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.6. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch5.
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.2. If you forget a Southerner’s name, refer to him (or her) as “Bubba”. You have a 75% chance of being right.3. Just because you can drive on snow and ice does
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney’s mind: “Do I tell my partner?”
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you.
Men are like mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday