Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that’s over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was followed for some time, until after looking into his pocket, he told the bartender that he’s
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with “A man one told me ….”
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.7) You
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.First Pupil: “I visited my Nana.”Teacher: “Please use adult words, you visited your
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter’s night.He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town’s lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove, discussing the town’s business. Not one offered
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.