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Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two acceptable excuses for late projects:1) A certified medical excuse2) A death in the student’s immediate familyA smart-ass student raised his hand and asked, “What
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. “Darling, it was just a shark,” assured his wife when he came to. “You’ve got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere.”
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?It’s crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome.So, how are you getting there?””We’re taking TWA,” was
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called a point setter.James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus in his novel The Deer Sleigher.What’s the difference between a one-winged angel and a two-winged angel? It’s a matter of a pinion!It’s a matter