Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there was a group, I would like it just fine,Except that it prob’bly would be here online!Are there therapists here? I think I saw some.Its got me, its got me, its
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years”Herman: “Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here for 3 days”George: “*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???”Herman: “Yeah, it was a lawyer.”
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it. 3.The “magic fingers vibration” is supplied by giving a quarter to the town epileptic. 4.There is still some stuff that they put around crime scenes that is yellow
Marriage is nature’s way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print.
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?’`Well, your Honour,’ said the witness, `I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects.’
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family. Mueller is dragged off to court with his wife and mother-in-law and are sentenced