|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? “Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.”(Judy, 8)”Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a cold one!
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to join his father’s firm, intent on proving himself to be a skilled and worthy attorney.At the end of his first day at work he rushed into
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.