Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies off the bride!
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over…”So,” says the cop to the driver, “where have you been?””Why, I’ve been to the pub of course”
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However, neither were particularly experienced balloonists, and Lenny’s mind quickly drifted from navigation to thoughts of how clouds look like cuddly little bunny rabbits. Upon realizing that they were lost, George declared, “Lenny — we are going
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timecards that specify large amounts of “Miscellaneous Unproductive Time” (Code 5309). Note that unproductive time isn’t a problem.What is a problem, however, is not knowing exactly what you are doing during your
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You have a hole in your head.3. You live between two nuts.4. An asshole lives behind you.5. When you get excited, you throw up and then you faint.