Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Q. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”.Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word “fucking”, and for a second time, asked his father what it
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat on the throne for forty years.3. King David-who neither Heaven nor Earth could move.4. Moses-who took two tablets and went up into the mountains.5. Noah-who spent 40 days and 40 nights on the ark and passed
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a trial, an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination, and was taking great delight into forcing witnesses to admit that they did not remember every single detail of an automobile accident. While the
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i took her home my father doesn’t like her!?!!
Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.