|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy vey, Abraham, it’s not going so good, we had a flood last week.””So, Morrie,” whispers Abraham “How do you start a flood?”.
Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.”You simpleton!” the officer barked. “Don’t you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse”. “Ssh!” hisses the other, “It’s not till next week”.
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.