Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’ The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water

If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!

If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.

If George Raft’s wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?

How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a ‘big Gorilla’ to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say ‘Go back, you didn’t say ‘May I?”