How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None – They just have a nursing assistant do it.
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on New Year’s morning. The drunk staggered out of the men’s room and wobbled his way to the bar.”I, uh, lll…, I’ll ha-have anudder. Maske itta dubble.” The bartender looks him over and notices the vomit staining
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that he could not last long enough to satisfy his young bride.His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told