|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?”She says, “Bernie, I want a divorce.” He says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his body was torn off. He was taken to the hospital and examined. The doctors said he was all right. The nurses said there wasn’t much left.
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie comes with Ken.She replies, “Oh no, Barbie only cums with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken.”
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got anything to declare?”He thinks a second and he says, “It’s a nice-a day!”