Doctor, Doctor you’ve taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don’t feel well. That’s quite enough out of you !
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:”Widow looking for a new husband. To be considered, you must conform to these three criteria:1 – You can’t beat me (as my first husband did).2 – You
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman’s forehead? ……………………….”Coffee’s ready.”
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach