There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed,
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole she sends the ball smashing through the window of a nearby house.The couple goes to the house to investigate the damage and finds the door open. They go inside and found a
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afforda larger double-wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told himthat he and his wife/cousin didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was
How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!