21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.TIMID: Can’t piss if someone’s watching, flushes urinal, comes
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man. The first man responds: “You don’t say,
How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? – Pardon me?The Arafat club? – Yessir.The Alzheimer’s club? – Forget it.The Ebert movie club? – Roger.The Groucho Marx club? – You bet your life.The Peter Pan club? – Never. Never.The Japanese theater club? – Noh.The
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!