Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “go do something to prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something?”The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.The
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what’s happened. They’ve eaten all the dates off my calendar!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !