If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going around !doc
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in the chair. “I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I’ll be back in a
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BostonOne hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:California *with gun in lap: L.A.Both
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an elderly chinaman skipping stones across a lake. At each bounce of the stone off the water, the mountains surrounding the lake echoed back, “CHING…CHANG…CHUN…” The negro was amazed. He asked the chinaman what was going on.
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there’s lots of food.