|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!
She’s so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.M: You look like a dream.W: Go back to
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the whiteguy asks him, “How come you Mexicans don’t wash your hands afteryou pee?”And the Mexican guy replies, “Because we Mexicans don’t piss inour hands”
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? – A: When the door is open.
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it