How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
Category: Insect jokes
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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, “If you don’t eat all your cotton, you won’t get any satin.”
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, “You bite him ? I’m driving.”
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!