Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine “Sex”. Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him.
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of it’s face? – A: Because it’s the scenter.
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, “It’s made in Germany”. I said, “That’s too bad, I can’t use it then”. The clerk said, “What’s the matter? You
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don’t know.Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? – A: Because it was the chickens day off.