Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?” “I don’t know,” responded the other. “I’ll ask him.” So he
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!
Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? – A: Bone appetite!
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? – A: Put him in the front seat.